“Hmm… everything I touch turns to gold, eh? Yeah right. Let’s try this…oh wait, it works on my metal sword. Maybe it won’t work on this APPLE? Oh, well, um… maybe this TREE- hm… Well, maybe “everything” doesn’t include this servant- Slow Down! Gotcha! Hrm. Oh well, sorry about that…”
Oh, and that is- was- considerably more platinum than two years worth of the world’s current production.
Midas was a moron.
“Hmm… everything I touch turns to gold, eh? Yeah right. Let’s try this…oh wait, it works on my metal sword. Maybe it won’t work on this APPLE? Oh, well, um… maybe this TREE- hm… Well, maybe “everything” doesn’t include this servant- Slow Down! Gotcha! Hrm. Oh well, sorry about that…”
Oh, and that is- was- considerably more platinum than two years worth of the world’s current production.
LOVE IT
Hilarious as always. Like the name of the comic, too.
This is golden (sorry for the bad pun).
This one was good.