There’s actually a story in this book: http://www.amazon.com/Stinky-Cheese-Other-Fairly-Stupid/dp/067084487X
In which the hare grows its hair and the tortoise walks, and they race.
The tortoise loses.
Which doesn’t mean that you didn’t think of this independently or that it isn’t funny.
What about the tortoise and the Hare Krishna?
There’s actually a story in this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Stinky-Cheese-Other-Fairly-Stupid/dp/067084487X
In which the hare grows its hair and the tortoise walks, and they race.
The tortoise loses.
Which doesn’t mean that you didn’t think of this independently or that it isn’t funny.