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One big problem with this theory.
You can’t include your student loans in bankruptcy, so the judge would only be able to give a single bankrupt (for the cartoonist)… The pHD side would be stuck with the debt FOR EVER.
OK, here’s Plan A:
1. Get job looking after herd of pigs.
2. Consider eating their food.
3. Think better of it.
4. Then, and only then, come home and beg for mercy!
Plan B
See if you can pick up a bit of Uni teaching or tax fee consultancy work
Thanks Dad. I’ll have the fattened calf medium rare please.