Luke Surl Comics

Discussion (8) ¬

1. 
   MrGBH

   October 4, 2023 at 10:35 pm | # | Reply

   So when they pass around the wafer and wine they’re serving wrenches?

   • 
     TBeholder

     October 5, 2023 at 5:10 pm | # | Reply

     Well, wine got to be upgraded to pure ethanol, of course.

     • 
       MrGBH

       October 5, 2023 at 10:39 pm | #

       No see, “Serving wrenches” was a pune, or play-on-words. Similar to serving wenches, the old term for barmaids.

       It wasn’t a very good one, but it was stuck in my head.
2. ScoutX

   October 5, 2023 at 3:44 am | # | Reply

   I usually get to your comic through IsItFunnyToday.com and it only lets me hit “Yes” once. I never get to hit it a second time for the rollover text. You should talk to them about that.
3. Integral

   October 5, 2023 at 5:40 am | # | Reply

   This very well may be the single laziest pun I’ve heard in months.
4. mrmeval

   October 5, 2023 at 7:07 am | # | Reply

   A Grazing Mace
   Submitted by Comyn on Fri, 01/26/2007 - 11:48am

   A [G] grazing Mace! How [C] sweet the [G] sound
   it [G] is a friend to [D7] me.
   I [G] once swords crossed, but [C] now Ive [G] found
   Its a [G] grazing [D7] mace for [G] me.

   My sword it could, but hack and slash
   and slay a foe or three
   but with my mace I crush and smash
   its a grazing mace for me

   I swung it once I swung it twice
   his sword it went sniker-snee
   but then my mace, it found its mark
   he now has but one knee

   my mace it opens doors for me
   it clears my path to eat.
   It finds its way into men’s hearts
   and lays them at my feet

   A grazing Mace! How sweet the sound
   it is a friend to me.
   I once swords crossed, but now Ive found
   Its a grazing mace for me.

   ***To the tune of… aw, forget it***
   Norseland Songbook Project
   Fall Thyng, 1988

   • Me

     October 5, 2023 at 11:17 pm | # | Reply

     Is that sword vorpal at all? Because sniker-snee sounds an awful lot like snicker-snack.
5. 
   Kristian

   October 5, 2023 at 6:51 pm | # | Reply

   Thanks for the plug, Luke! By the way, I saw your post on Reddit. Good job, hopefully it’ll make people think twice about hotlinking/imgur-ing.