To be honest I don’t know why this doesn’t happen more often. Queens are like the best pieces on the board, there’s no way they’d settle for some old fart who moves one square at a time.

Visitors to LukeSurl.com in a brief window of Monday morning may have seen an image similar to this one, but I’d like to point out that the above cannot be as, uh, “misinterpreted” as the previous.