quote Luke: ‘I actually really like doing the shredding in my office. I pretend I’m a corrupt CEO trying to destroy the evidence.’
Sure. Like we haven’t heard that one before.
I don’t understand what the paint one, the aerial bombardment and the fold-out lamp are actually supposed to be.
That said, if I write my secrets on babies’ diapers, and put the diapers on the babies, I know that if I lose them, they will be promptly returned to me without close inspection! Jam the shredder, though.
Aerial bombardment: don’t get your tie caught
Paint: no shredding things with paint on them; the paint will harden inside the machine?
Fold-out lamp: it is okay to shred things with glue on them?
This is your best comic ever……. Of all time.
Though I’m surprised you didn’t point out that the bottom right button controls the reverse gear.
The thing is, that button actually *does* put the shredder in reverse.
[or, more precisely, *did*; this shredder died in April 2011. It will be missed]
This reminds me of the Uxbridge English Dictionary game.
What game is that?
haha Luke you’re having too much fun in the office
First work-laugh-out-loud !! Very cool, although I worked from home today…
Awesome idea, more please? 🙂
quote Luke: ‘I actually really like doing the shredding in my office. I pretend I’m a corrupt CEO trying to destroy the evidence.’
Sure. Like we haven’t heard that one before.
It slices, it dices…
It cuts Julienne fries?
I love this! I’ll keep this in mind when I’m shredding at work.
The evil CEO has the best job ever: plotting, masterminding grand schemes & SHREDDING :]
I don’t understand what the paint one, the aerial bombardment and the fold-out lamp are actually supposed to be.
That said, if I write my secrets on babies’ diapers, and put the diapers on the babies, I know that if I lose them, they will be promptly returned to me without close inspection! Jam the shredder, though.
Aerial bombardment: don’t get your tie caught
Paint: no shredding things with paint on them; the paint will harden inside the machine?
Fold-out lamp: it is okay to shred things with glue on them?